Some of Ballard’s most interesting news comes from the Ballard paper’s “cops” page. For example, this week we have a woman driving a 2002 Audi who admits she “may” have cut off an elderly woman in a wheelchair trying to cross the street. So what’s the elderly woman do? She throws a rock and hits the car. “The driver went home to report the incident, but officers were unable to locate the suspect,” explains the report. Don’t mess with Ballard’s elderly!