Mine dispachah tells me you having problem wis dana Ballard?

"How do get 'em back down on the Ballard after they've seen carl hungus?"

Ballard . . . the 3rd best place you've ever been!

Ballard 2.0: New & Improved

Ballard: Love it or leave it.

Hundreds of beautiful girls and three ugly ones.

or -
How Swede it (still) is!
myballard.com

How Swede it is!
myballard.com

One more ...
Edith Macefield - The Real "Hjärta" Ballard

Ballard, R.I.P.

There Was No Place Like Ballard

Will the last Norwegian leaving Ballard Please turn Out the Lights???

Ballard? WTF?

Ballard???

yeah so the heart didn't show up... insert a heart in those giant spaces. :)

(apologies in advance if the HTML doesn't come through, but you'll get the idea)
So everyone knows the symbolic "I ♥ NY"...
Change the "NY" to "MY" and put "Ballard" underneath it but a bit smaller...
"I ♥ MY Ballard"

"Will work for lutefisk"

"I saw Sig Hansen on myballard.com"

"Myballard.com - where there is a church for every tavern"

BALLARD, you can check out, but you can never leave!

"Ballard Renaissance"
"Renaissance de Ballard"

a t-shirt that reads "Ballard - Home of Edith Macefield" would get our shiniest shekles.

Front - "I enjoy reading about myself"
Back - "MyBallard.com"

@18 -

It's a reference to an episode of the Simpsons in which the teevee news anchorman freaked out when an ant floated in front of the camera during a live feed from the space shuttle, then proclaimed the world was being invaded by giant ants from space.

In the very next scene, the anchorman, trying to curry favor with the supposed ant invaders commented on air "I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords."

I like the landmarks idea!

How about a picture of Ballard landmarks? That way we can remember what it used to look like once they've all been demolished for not being "financially viable."

"I'm from ballard and I'm the proud parent of a wigger."

I like "Escape to Ballard" so we can be snarky and cut it down to "Escape Ballard"

"I wasted 500k. And all I got was a lousy condo and this T-shirt."

Well done Denise!

Here are some My Ballard t-shirt ideas:

http://spf.is-is.ca/ballard2.jpg

http://spf.is-is.ca/ballard3.jpg

http://spf.is-is.ca/ballard1.jpg

(quick ~15 minute shoop)

Make them build around you.

Not your grandma's Ballard.

Ballard is better.

Norway loves condos.

You can't afford this.

We worship Denny's.

Grand slam condo machine.

Try demolishing this, punk.

FLEE Ballard
or Entering Ballard: watch out for cranes

When I lived in Colorado, the big thing was to have a "Colorado Native" bumper sticker.

I saw my first "Ballard Native" sticker last week.

Ballard - Home of Edith Macefield

"myballard.com - We ain't yust chewin' snoose , ya know!"

"Mocking Suthii since 2008!"

"myballard.com - It's not for sale!"

"Ballard. You can't afford to live here."

"myballard.com. Virtual lutefisk for cyber-Svedes."

"myballard.com. We stoop to scoop."

(That sounds kinda unappetizing.)

"myballard.com - Faster than the News Tribune and won't turn your fingers grey!"

"There's No Place Like Ballard. *Click, Click, Click*"

"Free Ballard - Deport Suthii."

Thanks! more proof that Ballards's Silly Left has fascistic leanings.

Disagree and we will kick you out!

How about this one for the Ballardites who get nose bleeds when they see any building higher than 3 stories or people with six figure salaries:

"Bitter Ballardite"

Free Ballard - Deport Suthii.

I wish Archie's would combine two of their Ballard bumper stickers into:

FREE BALLARD
of its condo overlords

That makes way more sense to me than welcoming the damn condos.

I like Got Ballard? and FREEing Ballard.

We have one more...

FREEing BALLARD

(or is that too presumptious?)

I'm a fan of "Visualize Ballard"

Ballard - The place that time forgot...and then suddenly remembered.

Ballard - Not just for Breakfast Anymore.

Got Ballard?

My mallard went to Ballard and all I got was this T-Shirt...and a Condo!

My Mallard Loves Ballard

Only in Ballard.

My Ballard stopped being cool when you moved here.

My Ballard-My 'hood'

Ballard-Strange but true

Ballard: Why have 1 house when you could have 4 condos?

Even if it's not true, you get a pass for contributing....

"MyBallard.com - in before townhomes!"

Better than ever!

Got condos?

Ballard: Now that I live here, nobody else can

Ballard: Yes we really do drive this slow.
Ballard Drivers: Not just a stereotype

Sorry - had a trying commute this morning...

"Old Ballard: We were here first! (if you ignore the Indians)"

"Ballard: Fear Change"