"Ballard: Fear Change"

"Old Ballard: We were here first! (if you ignore the Indians)"

Ballard: Yes we really do drive this slow.
Ballard Drivers: Not just a stereotype

Sorry - had a trying commute this morning...

Ballard: Now that I live here, nobody else can

Got condos?

Better than ever!

"MyBallard.com - in before townhomes!"

Even if it's not true, you get a pass for contributing....

Ballard: Why have 1 house when you could have 4 condos?

My Ballard-My 'hood'

Ballard-Strange but true

My Ballard stopped being cool when you moved here.

Only in Ballard.

My Mallard Loves Ballard

Ballard - The place that time forgot...and then suddenly remembered.

Ballard - Not just for Breakfast Anymore.

Got Ballard?

My mallard went to Ballard and all I got was this T-Shirt...and a Condo!

I'm a fan of "Visualize Ballard"

We have one more...

FREEing BALLARD

(or is that too presumptious?)

I like Got Ballard? and FREEing Ballard.

I wish Archie's would combine two of their Ballard bumper stickers into:

FREE BALLARD
of its condo overlords

That makes way more sense to me than welcoming the damn condos.

Free Ballard - Deport Suthii.

"Free Ballard - Deport Suthii."

Thanks! more proof that Ballards's Silly Left has fascistic leanings.

Disagree and we will kick you out!

How about this one for the Ballardites who get nose bleeds when they see any building higher than 3 stories or people with six figure salaries:

"Bitter Ballardite"

"There's No Place Like Ballard. *Click, Click, Click*"

"myballard.com - We ain't yust chewin' snoose , ya know!"

"Mocking Suthii since 2008!"

"myballard.com - It's not for sale!"

"Ballard. You can't afford to live here."

"myballard.com. Virtual lutefisk for cyber-Svedes."

"myballard.com. We stoop to scoop."

(That sounds kinda unappetizing.)

"myballard.com - Faster than the News Tribune and won't turn your fingers grey!"

Ballard - Home of Edith Macefield

When I lived in Colorado, the big thing was to have a "Colorado Native" bumper sticker.

I saw my first "Ballard Native" sticker last week.

FLEE Ballard
or Entering Ballard: watch out for cranes

Make them build around you.

Not your grandma's Ballard.

Ballard is better.

Norway loves condos.

You can't afford this.

We worship Denny's.

Grand slam condo machine.

Try demolishing this, punk.

Here are some My Ballard t-shirt ideas:

http://spf.is-is.ca/ballard2.jpg

http://spf.is-is.ca/ballard3.jpg

http://spf.is-is.ca/ballard1.jpg

(quick ~15 minute shoop)

Well done Denise!

"I wasted 500k. And all I got was a lousy condo and this T-shirt."

I like "Escape to Ballard" so we can be snarky and cut it down to "Escape Ballard"

"I'm from ballard and I'm the proud parent of a wigger."

How about a picture of Ballard landmarks? That way we can remember what it used to look like once they've all been demolished for not being "financially viable."

I like the landmarks idea!

@18 -

It's a reference to an episode of the Simpsons in which the teevee news anchorman freaked out when an ant floated in front of the camera during a live feed from the space shuttle, then proclaimed the world was being invaded by giant ants from space.

In the very next scene, the anchorman, trying to curry favor with the supposed ant invaders commented on air "I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords."

Front - "I enjoy reading about myself"
Back - "MyBallard.com"

a t-shirt that reads "Ballard - Home of Edith Macefield" would get our shiniest shekles.

"Ballard Renaissance"
"Renaissance de Ballard"

BALLARD, you can check out, but you can never leave!

"Will work for lutefisk"

"I saw Sig Hansen on myballard.com"

"Myballard.com - where there is a church for every tavern"

(apologies in advance if the HTML doesn't come through, but you'll get the idea)
So everyone knows the symbolic "I ♥ NY"...
Change the "NY" to "MY" and put "Ballard" underneath it but a bit smaller...
"I ♥ MY Ballard"

yeah so the heart didn't show up... insert a heart in those giant spaces. :)

Ballard???

Ballard, R.I.P.

There Was No Place Like Ballard

Will the last Norwegian leaving Ballard Please turn Out the Lights???

Ballard? WTF?

One more ...
Edith Macefield - The Real "Hjärta" Ballard

How Swede it is!
myballard.com

or -
How Swede it (still) is!
myballard.com

Hundreds of beautiful girls and three ugly ones.

Ballard: Love it or leave it.

Ballard 2.0: New & Improved

Ballard . . . the 3rd best place you've ever been!

"How do get 'em back down on the Ballard after they've seen carl hungus?"

Mine dispachah tells me you having problem wis dana Ballard?