Hello everyone. As a devout Ballard Pastafarian, I feel that it is important to spread the words and beliefs of my religion, bringing it to all those who may otherwise have had no knowledge of it.
Please note that this is in no way a joke. The FSM Church is a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other. If interested you can find out more about the Church and what it has to offer here.
I thank you for your time and in conclusion will leave you with a quote from The Most Reverend disciple Ishmali Camuwundra on the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
“Let us sing praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is a loving God. Of His might and dominion, there is no compare; of His mercy and deliciousness, there is no equal. No other god can challenge Him; in the taste test, He is invincible. Through His pasta, He has blessed us with everlasting life, and holy is His Name. For He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster: the One, True, and Most High God, creator of man and midgit, giver of pasta, giver of sauce, from age to holy age; not created He was, but ever He lives, through the glory of spaghetti, now and forever. R'Amen.”