Iza Swede is a longtime Ballard resident who lives in a condo with her husband Jimson. Both are Adams Elementary graduates. Iza won’t willingly offer her age, but then again the only people walking around saying their ages over and over are crazy people. Iza said she would only appear in the cartoon if we featured her completely nude, which is why there's no picture here. Iza's hobbies are obsessing about laundry, making jokes that are funny and topical, and not getting sued.
(I'm not starting this to be mean, but in the spirit of friendly competition -- folks, let's just show these people another way that this could be done)