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Funniest bumper sticker you've seen

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Started 6 months ago by lifeisamazing
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lifeisamazing

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Just askin'

Posted 6 months ago #
joelsey

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There have been a few for me:
"My cat make me happy. You...not so much."
"In case of rapture I'm taking your car"
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an as*&^%"
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."

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gordy

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If you don't tell your cats about catnip, who will?

Posted 6 months ago #
boatgeek

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Jesus is coming - Look busy

If we aren't supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat? (with a posthumous shoutout to Alferd Packer)

Posted 6 months ago #
gracie

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Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

Posted 6 months ago #
jj

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We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.

Posted 6 months ago #
JeanJean

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Save The Gay Baby Whales For Jesus

Posted 6 months ago #
MidWest

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Nuke The Gay Whales

Posted 6 months ago #
chrisjeff

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Born OK the first time

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lifeisamazing

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
This is great! More please.

Posted 6 months ago #
seattletree

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Your Toofa
King Close

I had to really ease up on the car to see this... and of course I had to find one for myself.

Posted 6 months ago #
h2o_girl

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Jesus
Protect me from your followers.

(Not funny, but my favorite bumper sticker, is "Hang Up and Drive.")

Posted 6 months ago #
seattletree

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Oh the one on my truck...
If my dogs don't like you, chances are I won't either.

Murphy doesn't like anyone....

Posted 6 months ago #
Ballardemician

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Romney Ryan 2012

Posted 6 months ago #
Norge

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Only saw this one once and it was a long time ago.

Ballard - Live the Experience

Posted 6 months ago #
BuffaloHawk

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My kid is an honor student & my president an idiot !

Please don't hit me , I'm not 100% sure about my insurance coverage

Posted 6 months ago #
allisonw

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Speaking of which, anyone know where I could get a nice "Uff Da" sticker for my buggy? I'd love it to be one of those corny metallic ones if possible. More Ballard in Ballard, ya!

Posted 6 months ago #
BuffaloHawk

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allison I like the lutefish one . haHa

http://www.cafepress.com/+uff-da+bumper-stickers

Posted 6 months ago #
Sunset Hill David

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Pay Your Taxes: Endless War Ain't Cheap.

Posted 6 months ago #
BuffaloHawk

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SHD - I nominate that the funniest so far.

Posted 6 months ago #
gracie

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Ballardmecian - +1. That brought a smile to my face!

Posted 6 months ago #
boatgeek

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Visualize Whirled Peas

Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

Posted 6 months ago #
chrisjeff

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Republicans for Voldemort

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MidWest

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Why vote for the lesser evil? Cthulhu for president!

Posted 6 months ago #
oldguybc

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That one about the Idaho Governor...

Could also apply to the Idaho Lt Gov...

Posted 6 months ago #
lifeisamazing

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You are crakin' me up!!!!!
I knew you guys would come through.

Posted 6 months ago #
Corvus

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Dated but still awesome - "Somewhere in Texas there is a village missing its idiot."

Another favorite - "Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket?"

Posted 6 months ago #
Durango

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"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs!"

Posted 6 months ago #
Corvus

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"Humanity, you never had it from the beginning."

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Corvus

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"Voting is the slave's suggestion box."

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Sunset9

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+1 chrisjeff

Back in the 80's Nordstrom came out with licsense plate frames saying "I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom" a bunch of us who were in school with the Nordstrom boys (full disclosure all were VERY nice guys) had bumper stickers made up saying "I'd rahter be dating a Nordstrom" very big sellers during Greek week 1984.

Posted 6 months ago #
racerX

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http://www.myballard.com/forum/topic.php?id=3818

Posted 6 months ago #
HeardOnthe44

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"I've got a perfect Body.......but it's in the trunk and
beginning to smell"

a friend has that on her old Cadillac.

Posted 6 months ago #
boardbrown

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I'm trying to set my DVR to record 'World's Biggest Loser' but it keeps recording the Dallas Cowboys.

Posted 6 months ago #
SmartsyArtsy

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I'd give up chocolate
But I'm no quitter.

Posted 6 months ago #
lifeisamazing

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When the police were giving a teddy bear to anyone who would turn in their gun my husband said he was going to make a bumper sticker that said

Give me your gun and I'll give you two teddy bears

Posted 6 months ago #
oldguybc

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Saw this on a bumper last year:

COCAINE... is God's way of saying,
You're making waaay to much money!

Posted 6 months ago #
Amy J

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Snapped a photo of it:

"I break for the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus...and I vote!"

(FWIW, I've never seen a Jack-a-lope bumpersticker...so +1 for the NW Tree Octopus)

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did it really say "break" in the photo instead of "brake"?

I like that one, too, although people might think I'm one of those giant Octopus hunters everyone is mad at for poaching off Alki.

Posted 6 months ago #
marigold

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What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

Posted 6 months ago #
joelsey

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What would Scooby do?

Posted 6 months ago #
RichY

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WWJD
Who Wants’ Jelly Donuts

Posted 6 months ago #
Norge

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Dogs Hate Romney
100 years of Seattle tyranny - FREE BALLARD

Posted 6 months ago #
BuffaloHawk

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Not funny but true

Cars have bumpers. Bikers have bones. Drive aware.

Posted 6 months ago #
saffythepook

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National Waffle Association

http://www.etsy.com/shop/TinHatNovelties

Posted 6 months ago #
racerX

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"BWM makes cars"

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BuffaloHawk

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If money is the root of all evil, Why do churches beg for it?

Posted 5 months ago #
RichY

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To remove temptation

Posted 5 months ago #
gordy

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Honk if you don't exist

Posted 5 months ago #
JM

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What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?

Posted 5 months ago #
Lou98107

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Thank god I'm an atheist.

Posted 5 months ago #
Hill Dweller

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"I Brake for Hallucinations"

Posted 5 months ago #
bambooboy

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Atheists for Christ.
(similar to the previous post by Lou....)
another one that I like but actually have never seen is:

"The same but different".
If it's not a bumper sticker it should be

Posted 5 months ago #
lakreitz

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Don't roof rack me bro'

WWLDD - What would Larry David Do

Posted 5 months ago #
racerX

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"BMW makes cars?"

Forgot the question mark on the first attempt. Doh!

Posted 5 months ago #
collingswood

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"PALIN 2014"

Posted 5 months ago #
Corvus

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Racer!!!! + eleventy million

Posted 5 months ago #
great idea

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I don't get the 'BMW makes cars?' sticker.

do they make something else or outsource their product?

Posted 5 months ago #
Cate

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The best damn motorcycle you'll ever ride (if you are so lucky). Eat their dust Harleys.

Posted 5 months ago #
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so is that a little teeny sticker they put on the back of their bikes then?

Posted 5 months ago #

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