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    lifeisamazing
    

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    If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

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    JM
    

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    This driver has PMS and a loaded gun

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    Jewelress
    

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    When Jesus said "Love your neighbor" I think he meant don't kill him.

    AND

    God used to be my copilot, then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

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    Jewelress
    

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    Ballard: A sleepy little drinking town with a condo problem.

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    yody
    

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    "I pound it".

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    lifeisamazing
    

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    That reminds me, when there were all those born again Christian bumper stickers
    "I found it"
    someone came out with
    "I never lost it"
    in the same font and colors. That was no big deal but I laughed my butt off when I saw one with the same font and colors and realized it said
    "I stepped in it"
    (sorry if I've offended anyone but it cracked me up)

    Posted 4 months ago #

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