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   MrINTJ
   

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   You open your door as I pass by to yell at me for something. You are slurring and stumbling. Your rage is meaningless because I cannot understand you and cannot think of why you would be angry in the first place. Go sleep it off.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   MrINTJ
   

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   yearn sleep now, said my 3 yo as my wife read the initial post aloud!!! ho ho ho that's my boy.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   lifeisamazing
   

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   Hee I'm going to start a new post for that stuff. Parents might like it... don't know about anyone else.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Novalis
   

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   Certainly the Op hasn't been drinking and posting ...

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   iPlod
   

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   YOU WERE STEPPING ON THE CRACKS AND BREAKING HIS MOTHER'S BACK, DAMN YOU!

   When will people learn? (sob)

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   pennygirl
   

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   Put some clothes on and he might stop shouting.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   MrINTJ
   

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   Turns out the music we were enjoying (singing to my friend's s piano tunes) 3pm on xmas day disturbed his drunken stupor/sleep. Penny, deer, he couldn't have known we were all bear naked.

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   pennygirl
   

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   You passed by his front door. I am sure he noticed.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   phoo
   

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   I'm your (quiet) drunk neighbor. Would you like to come over and watch movies?

   Posted 4 months ago #
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    SmartsyArtsy
    

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    I may also be your neighbor. Your neighbor sounds just like one of mine. I say don't be concerned with the words of a drunk.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    lifeisamazing
    

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    Well, that explains it. Singing God rest ye merry gentleman when a merry gentleman is trying to rest.. well.. there you are.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    lifeisamazing
    

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    Does put a whole new visual on that song. Sort of Saturday Night Live -ish.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Lou98107
    

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    Penny, deer, he couldn't have known we were all bear naked.
    

    I'm going to ignore the "Penny, deer", because it probably was an intentional typographical error.

    But I'm wondering if "bear naked" is equal to bare naked, or is it something different? I have little time to dally, but I hope everyone has a safe New Year's Eve.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    iPlod
    

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    My nudist grandma told me "bear naked" is actually a request.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    SmartsyArtsy
    

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    Oh, is she one of the ladies?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    SmartsyArtsy
    

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    Dear my drunk neighbor, when you want to talk, please do so. stop banging on my bedroom wall, and stop monitoring my trash, compost and recycling.

    Edit: on second thought, check my trash sorting all you want

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    lifeisamazing
    

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    Smartsy - He really bangs on your bedroom wall in order to talk to you? Well, THAT would piss me off!

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    SmartsyArtsy
    

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    Not to talk. He just does that several times a night. Ever since the laundry scandal which had nothing to do with him, he doesn't talk to me.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    BuffaloHawk
    

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    Your apartment sounds like a high school.

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    SmartsyArtsy
    

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    I've decided it is more like middle school

    Posted 4 months ago #

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