Ok, this may me one of my stranger requests (reference to the pee saga), and I can't tell you why.
Anyone have a clean camping cot, or army cot, that is narrow (~22" wide, max). You would be lending it out on indefinite extended loan, to be used cleanly and gently, indoors, by yours truly.
Futons are too wide. The 22" width is critical.
Your only reward would be to know the reason why, to be told in confidence.
<<Oh! The drama and suspense!>>
If you have such an item, and trust me to be a good caretaker, please shoot me a line at my handle, hosted by yahoo.