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Kinda BR: Cheese Fire Closes Norwegian Tunnel

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  1. iPlod

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    From Discovery News:

    A truck carrying a trailer with 27 tons of goat cheese through Norway caught fire in a tunnel recently. But this was no ordinary cheese: The resulting tunnel fire raged for days.

    Last Thursday, a truck driver heading through the Brattli tunnel to Kjøpsvik in Norway noticed his trailer was alight and got out, leaving the truck inside the tunnel, according to a report in the Norwegian newspaper Fremover. He was carrying a brown-colored caramelized goat cheese called Brunost that’s considered to be a delicacy.

    The special brown cheese turned out to be a powerful accelerant that caused foam inside the tunnel to ignite. The local fire department battled the tunnel fire for nearly five days. Their efforts were slowed by toxic gases and now the tunnel is expected to be closed for several weeks for repair.

    Viggo Berg, a police officer on the scene, compared the cheese to gasoline, noting that it has a high concentration of sugar and fat. At the right temperature, it burns extremely well, the BBC reported. This is the first time anyone can remember cheese catching fire like this in the country — maybe this will herald hazardous material warnings for cheese trucks?

    Fortunately no one was hurt in the fire. Sadly, though, all that melted cheese is beyond human consumption now.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  2. VeganBiker

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    iPlod - one more reason to be a vegan.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  3. dsomers

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    Ahhhh Iplod! You saw this too! I immediately sent this to a friend in Port Angeles who is raising a few goats. His wife is hoping to make small amounts of goat cheese. I have asked him for his travel itinerary so I can avoid being in tunnels with him. I saw in the same article about how a soda pop spill in Pennsylvania caused quite a ruckus when it froze on the highway. Is there no food that is safe?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  4. dsomers

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    Vegan! Who would of thought that goat cheese would contribute to global increases in carbon dioxide and atmospheric soot!! Makes me wonder about that big block of extra sharp cheddar in the fridge? Maybe I should go over and eat it all before it bursts into flame?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  5. VeganBiker

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    dsomers - eat all that and you might burst into flames! Spontaneously combustion, so to speak. :)
    And kale is a safe food!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  6. iPlod

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    Please friends, the underlying message here is that all tunnels everywhere are inherently unsafe due to budget driven rather than safety driven engineering caused by political cronyism. Obviously tunnels are dangerously out of control and in dire need of strict regulation.

    The cheese here unfortunately is merely an unwitting victim caught between the rosy promises of upmarket prestige and the gritty reality of life on the road.

    This also makes me wonder what kind of fires may erupt from our politically engineered bridge pontoons in the future.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  7. Mondoman

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    It could have been worse:
    http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2009/01/dayintech_0115
    "Victims couldn't outrun it. It knocked them into buildings and other obstacles, it swept them off their feet, and it pulled them under to drown in a viscous, suffocating, brown death."
    See if you can guess what it was before clicking the link (hint: it happened in Boston almost 100 years ago, but some claim the aftereffects are still present there today)

    Posted 3 months ago #
  8. BooRadley

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    Not sure if Oblig?

    Monti Python ik den Holie Grailen

    Roten nik Akten Di

    Wik

    Also wik

    Also also wik

    Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?

    See the loveli lakes

    The wonderful telephone system

    And mani interesting furry animals

    Including the majestic moose

    A moose once bit my sister...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
    of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
    Oslo
    dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist",
    "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

    Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

    ---------------

    At this point, the subtitles cease, but many funny credits can be seen
    hereafter....here are the ones that are fake. (as far as I can tell!)
    They appear sequentially on different screens.

    ---------------

    Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

    Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

    Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

    Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

    Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

    Moose trained to mix concrete and
    sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg

    Mooses nones wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater

    Large moose on the left hand side
    of the screen in the third scene
    from the end, given a therough
    grounding in Latin, French, and
    'O' level geography by Bo Benn

    Suggestive poses for the moose
    suggested by Vic Rotter

    Antler-care by Liv Thatcher

    ---------------

    (Mind you, no mooses appear at all in the film.)
    The remainder includes many refrences to llamas, but you should have no
    trouble making it all out.

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    The sparrows are flying again....TDK

    Posted 3 months ago #
  9. Cheese

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    Wasn't me, thank Cow. Condolences to my Norwegian lactic brothers in curds.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  10. iPlod

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    Glad you're safe, Cheese.
    You might want to avoid the future downtown tunnel in the future. Just in case.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  11. iPlod

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    dsomers,

    Sadly, no, there is no food that is safe in tunnels and... if I were you I would immediately check to make sure the refrigerator your block of sharp cheddar is in is not tunnel shaped.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  12. Mondoman

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    Mmmmm, just sprinkle a nice layer of Brunost inside the 787 aft electronics bay and you'll soon have a nice melted casserole.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  13. Cate

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    Thanks Mondo - Drowning in molasses, a new nightmare, just what I needed.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  14. iPlod

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    Well now, it appears you can thank the FAA for splashing a load of ice water on that luxury, Mondoman. Sigh. Back to bagged peanuts. #%$*&!

    Posted 4 weeks ago #

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