File this under absurd and Discus!
I'm with Joe on the shot gun thing. Not because I voted for this administration, but Dad always said the further you live from law enforement the more you need a shot gun around the place. In that sense, Joe's comments resonated deeply with me.
When it comes to brass tacks, if I lived in the stixs, I think I'd rather live with two BIG dogs than worry about ammo.