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What do I do for this? Suitcase Stink of Death

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Started 2 months ago by Boris
Latest reply from Edog

Boris

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What do I do for this? I have old suitcase in closet and forget about it until recently. Need place to store old porno mags. Turn out I forget store severed heads of dead political opponents in case. It been over 30 year in closet now. OK Boris had good laugh put collection of heads in recycling bin think all is good. Later that night when looking at magazine notice collection stink of death. What do I do for this?

Posted 2 months ago #
RichY

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Boris, glad to hear that after 30 years now,you have come out of the closet

Posted 2 months ago #
InterbayGirl

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There's a couple of things to try:

- take a some all old newspapers (preferably communist propaganda ones), crumbled them up and leave them inside the suitcase for a day or two, change out as needed

- find some sun and leave it open in it for a couple hours

- a costuming trick - get to some cheap vodka (you should have TONS to spare), and lightly mist the interior, leave open to air out and dry

- UNUSED kitty litter, activated carbon, charcoal or baking soda also help eliminate odors.

Posted 2 months ago #
biophile87

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Boris, please bring it over to gracie's. It will overstimulate her noses chemical receptors and make her sense of smell blow a fuse. Thus, she will no longer be bothered by her lovely GW find. And who looks at porn magazines anymore? Please, get with the times grandpa.

Posted 2 months ago #
onederfullone

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interbay, all good, except one glaring mistake.

USED kitty litter will work even better. ;-)

vodka donkey won't even notice.

Posted 2 months ago #
BuffaloHawk

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Boris

I am sure if you donate it to Goodwill someone will purchase it and turn it into a good conversation piece:)I heard wine with just the right amount of fly in it helps get rid of the smell.

Posted 2 months ago #
gracie

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Posted 2 months ago #
Boris

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Idiots! I not care about case. Is thread about how to clean dirty old porno mags! Is about vintage short stories by Bradbury Mailer and Vonnegut. Dumb Americans produce best writers in world and no one in US read! You would rather stream Russian boobs on computer!

Posted 2 months ago #
InterbayGirl

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Adapt all my suggestions for magazines; problem solved.

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InterbayGirl

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Alternatively, instead of lightly spritzing with vodka; chug-a-lug a couple of liters of vodka and you won't care about the smell...

Posted 2 months ago #
phoo

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Take the vodka, gently mist the magazines down and apply a flame to them. Problem solved. Best done outdoors or in a flame/smoke containing device.

Posted 2 months ago #
iPlod

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Who do you think you are kidding? Is this some kind of joke? All of your questions, 100% of them are addressed to any genuine comrade's satisfaction in Chairman Mao's little red book . Don't tell me you haven't RED it!

Posted 2 months ago #
onederfullone

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"Take the vodka, gently mist the magazines down and apply a flame to them. Problem solved. Best done outdoors or in a flame/smoke containing device."

Damn...I'd have suggested indoors, a guy needs to warm up his...whatever...

Posted 2 months ago #
shelley

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You know Boris, not sure I want to go there, but pretty sure if the porn mags are dirty(?), many would consider them a bio-hazard, even in flames.

Posted 2 months ago #
Edog

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I guess the real question is are these magazines dirty because they are "naughty"', or because they were in case of wizzled up heads, or because... well I don't even want to say!

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