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Naked guy for hire

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  1. cd6

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    There is a sign on a utility pole outside offering the services of a naked guy to come to your house and do house work. Cooking, cleaning, etc. He has a special going where it is $15 for the first hour. It says "for the ladies" but there's nothing explicitly forbidding men from hiring him. He promises to be a "fit" mid twenties guy. After the introductory rate, its $60/hour with a 2 hour minimum. He also says he will do yard work if your yard is not visible from the street. The poster has a couple of photos from the neck to the waist. I must say, not bad.

    I like the cut of this guy's jib. I applaud his entrepreneurial spirit. I wanted to pass on the message in case anyone is interested.

    If somebody out there has used his services, you can offer recommendations here.

    Regrettably, photos, filming, and sexual services are off limits.

    Please note: this is not me.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    ooh CD6 - As much as you like the cut of his entreprenurial jib..... it is cut a little off bias for me.

    I had a good laugh imagining the many individuals I have met who fit this bill.....working away based on their good looks....mostly on the bus.....good luck to all.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. seattletree

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    hahahha I love it..

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. Ballard Dad

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    Wasn't there a Seinfled episode about "bad naked"? I don't want to see someone doing yardwork naked. Cleaning a table or maybe vacuuming, but not yardwork.

    "help me pull this weed, would ya..."

    no thanks :)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. seattletree

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    yeah it was about a certain posture that you never want to see even a good looking person assume naked, lol

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. Ernie

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    I agree 100% with Ballard Dad and seattletree, I don't care how fit and good looking you are, you would be hard pressed to stay sexy doing yardwork.

    That said, maybe Naked Guy wants to have a go at trimming back the gnarley blackberry bush that is going wild behind my garage ;)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. Gilman Girl

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    Okay ladies, if this was myballard forum member Rudy cutie patootie... what say ye?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. onederfullone

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    hey...equal employment opportunity IS the law ;-)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. Ballard Dad

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    "That said, maybe Naked Guy wants to have a go at trimming back the gnarley blackberry bush that is going wild behind my garage ;)"

    That sound dirty in a D.H. Lawrence kind of way :)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. seattletree

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    hey any good looking man naked or clothed wants to mow, have at it, lol

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. Ernie

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    LOL. I wasn't trying to be dirty (certianly not in a D.H. Lawrence way) it was just the idea of a naked guy trimming blackberries made me laugh. I mean what could go wrong?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. Ballard Dad

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    OUCH!! LOL.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. julesage

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    for real?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. Edog

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    Hey, GilmanGirl, did the guy ever return your call? Was it Rudy?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. seattletree

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    It just sounds soo ripe for comedy.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. Rudy

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    Wasn't me! There is definitely good naked and bad naked as Seinfeld has shown us. Outside with blades spinning and or pruning implements near = very bad naked. :)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. motorrad

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    Rudy- Sounds like you have quite a following sir. I would make hay while the sun shines. There seems to be an opportunity to increase your cash flow here.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. SweaterGirl

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    It definitely is not Rudy. Almost, but not quite as pretty. I asked him to polish my floors. He said he wanted to do me-- I mean them by hand. Then he asked me if I would be his polishing cloth. I won't tell anyone what my answer was. So don't ask me. No, really, don't-- I mean do.

    Posted 2 years ago #

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