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   HenryVIII
   

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   As a sporting King let me be your royal bookmaker. With the date now set for Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding to take place on Friday 29 April. Us Tudor ghosts are now taking bets on a number of royal matters of the upmost importance. Given how hard it can be to be the king, its only a matter of time before things get all argy-bargy. When its time to dispense with her how will he do it?

   Will William simply divorce her Bobs your uncle, charge her with adultery and have her beheaded, claim she failed to perform her marital duties and say the wedding was not consummated and have it annulled?

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   I think he already did 'Bob's your uncle'. But anyway, you've been at the punch bowl long enough, my dear king.

   I take that back, I have no king. No bet.

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   Henry,
   You sound just like Streaker, and before that, Jesus - TheWiseOne. You have to be same guy, different avatar.

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   DDF...

   But Henry's not talking in the third person, which thinking about it, is quite strange in itself. Whatever happened to the Royal 'We'? :-)

   Imposter!!!

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   Oh come on. Streaker is Streaker and no one else. It's rather amazing how many times ya'll find another profile to try and attach yours truly to. Apparently, Streaker is half the profiles on the forum. Preposterous.

   DDF, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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   If the reference to Jesus-TheWiseOne really was in reference to LoveThyNeighbor, one can recall LTN saying some pretty callous/vicious things. Belittling the effect of death on the survivors, things of that nature.

   ST seems like a different person. If LTN=ST, then there's some serious medications getting skipped by that individual. Makes more sense that it's another entity entirely.

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   Pokerguy
   

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   No way they are the same person.

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   pennygirl
   

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   TheWiseOne is female.

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   wolfden
   

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   As a sporting King blah blah blah...

   L2Punctuate noob.

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    Nora Bell
    

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    I can guarantee this isn't TheWiseOne.

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    oldguybc
    

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    Threads come and threads go, Robert's your father's brother...

    Streaker is Streaker? That's pretty profound in itself...

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    pennygirl
    

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    +1 NB

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    pennygirl
    

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    And while I'm at it, TheWiseOne is a very nice person :-)

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    Who's that, then?
    I dunno, must be a king.
    Why?
    He hasn't got s#*t all over him.

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    "Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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    I can't believe that no one has figured out that I'm also Pokerguy.

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    great idea
    

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    Yes, and I'm also BriarRose.

    booyah!

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    pennygirl
    

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    I'm actually Edog. Snerf!

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    Streaker Troll
    

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    Actually, this entire forum is only actually made up collectively of 5 people!

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    Pokerguy
    

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    I'm Nora Bell/Charles.

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    pennygirl
    

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    No...

    Nora Bell is Nora Charles.

    You are Oldguybc.

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    great idea
    

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    yes pokerguy, you are old guy, because.

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    oldguybc
    

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    but I'm not Al...

    (pennygirl=HenryVIII... the "Bob's your uncle" gave you away!)

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    Pokerguy
    

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    Well I am a pig

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    pennygirl
    

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    I am Pokerguy.

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    Only one way to really settle this... NEW RULE= only one Holy Grail quote per av per day ;&))

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    oldguybc...

    Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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    NI!!!!

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    HeardOnthe44
    

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    I am SeenOnthe28 !

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    Streaker Troll
    

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    As long as you aren't SeenOnthe358 ah think everything is ok :-)

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    Nora Bell
    

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    I am the walrus.

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    phew, that's good ST

    and Nora Bell has returned the thread back to something to do
    with something British..

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    "I'm actually Edog. Snerf!"

    PG - You were not to tell anyone of our stocking fetish! Drat, now we are exposed!

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    I had no idea when I outed myself as Pokerguy I would also end up being PG, Oldguy, a random pig and the Noras. This is getting more interesting than Fight Club.

    Also, I feel it is time after the long long debate on who 1der is to reveal the secret. I am also 1der and my real identity is Duff McKagen. Please do not tell anyone.

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    FOOLS WHO dare doubt the legitimacy of my BEING! I Henry, King of England, Lord of Ireland, and claimant to the Kingdom of France, the Second Monarch of the House of Tudor have convened court with you here and offered a game of chance on affairs of state. And face....... NO, I REJECT your inquisition. As your LORD and KING you are bound to answer my query, lay odds. How will Prince William's marriage end? Will it be with the assassination of ambitious Kate, who like William's mother might woo a another regional power so close the the bosom of the English throne? Or will her plans meet with more success culminating in another civil war, or perhaps a new crusade?

    Oh the burdens of this heavy crown!

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    Okay...Irish car bomb, up your ***.

    Oh, and you could tickle the south with your crap, the north shall never yield!

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    This imperialistic profile just ain't workin'. Yawn.

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    I wouldn't yawn Streaker. This:

    "Okay...Irish car bomb, up your ***.

    Oh, and you could tickle the south with your crap, the north shall never yield!"

    ...has definite potential to wake things up a little :-)

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    Well Streaker will be in downtown Ballard from 3-8 tonight or so, not going to have time to keep up with any developments, so we shall see what evolves during that time frame. Got things to do! Places to be!

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    sorry, all I can think of is:

    Oh,'enry the eighth I am
    Henry the eighth I am, I am
    I got married to the widow next door
    She's been married seven times before
    And every one was an Henry (Henry)
    She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
    I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
    Henry the eighth I am

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    but I'm not him...or her...really

    I wished he'd or she would give us clues to figure out who he/she really is.
    The person who guesses correctly wins a a dozen cup cakes from Cupcake Royale.

    That would make it interesting....

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    And thank you, HOT44, for the song in my head. ;-)

    My dad still hasn't forgiven the English. Fortunately he doesn't have access to explosives so your car is safe, Henry.

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    NB...

    What about his horse though?

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    onederfullone
    

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    Dog food ;-)

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    Somebody post something by Joe Cocker with Mad Dogs and Englishmen, believe there is an appropriate Wills & Kate tune in there somewhere...

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    Oh no - the Noel Coward version of Mad Dogs & Englishmen is so much better!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPnJM3zWfUo

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    I rather think that the Muppets catch the true spirit of madness in Mad Dogs and Englishman
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASrXlOr-p1c&feature=related

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    I am CRANKY!

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    Mr. Crankypants
    

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    Then who am I?

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    Nora Bell
    

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    Maybe YOU'RE the walrus, Cranky. :-)

    PG - Dad would steal the horse and ride naked on it like Lady Godiva. Nothing to do with 'the troubles' he'd just think it was a good idea.

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    NB...

    Fantastic :-)

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    The developments on this thread are surprisingly nil after Streaker has been in downtown Ballard all night. It could really do with a response from the king to make things interesting.

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    I am Just Me :)

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    oldguybc
    

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    I yam who I yam, Olive!

    Pennygirl, Wolves can't be all that bad, they are entertaining, set an attendance record when they played Man U... think it was there, though, pity...

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    Oh darn ... I originally read Man U as U Men. I'm sleepy. And I don't know what Man U is.

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    bmama...

    It's best to keep it that way. Man U are pure evil.

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    "...Irish car bomb, up your ***." Ha Ha Ha, you tickle me fool. Such asinine talk from someone with such a noble beast for an avatar. With humor like that me thinks you'd be better represented with a Donkey than a Lion.

    For all this about Ireland and stolen horses, yes, lets talk about theft and the real villains. I've oppressed no one during my reign but set them free from a corrupt church more interested in collecting money from my subjects, than preaching the word of god. My good chief minister Cromwell has done most excellent work in setting all parts of my realm free from such pain. Certainly pain we here about in Ireland comes from the cries of those who've wronged us all and now feel the yoke of my justice.

    But all this talk of governance is making me bored, without a male heir all this work will be for nothing, and I must secure a seventh and perhaps eighth wife. Perhaps Pennygirl would like to know what its like the be the mother of the real Prince of Wales?

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    Well, now this is getting interesting.

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    onederfullone
    

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    I get it now, the court jester hacked the royal laptop.

    Boy, is that fat imbecile going to be pissed...

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    The 'real' Prince of Wales? Owain Glyndwr. Anyone else laying claim to the title is an imposter.

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