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Started 2 years ago by Great Crage
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Hello everybody,

I am Great Crage, A new friends in this community. I found this forum very interesting because there are many discussions made. It is also a very simple forum where i think i can enhance my life experiences. I hope all the members will cooperate with me and help me i need any. Thanks for allowing me to stay and have fun here.

Regards,
- Great Crage.

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dsomers

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Welcome Great Cage! Where did you move here from?

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Posted 2 years ago #
Pokerguy

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lol, nice spam bot...

Posted 2 years ago #
teigyr

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Yup. He is also a proud member of some native/Bollywood forum, one on purses, one on electronics, one on motorcycles....oh and some writers forum. The verbiage is pretty much the same, anything to drive traffic to your website, eh?

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Silver

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Let me be the first to welcome our new spambot overlords! No? Okay, the second then?

These guys are getting better at crafting their messages. Now they need to work on their English!

Posted 2 years ago #
MidWest

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Speek engrish goot!

Posted 2 years ago #
dsomers

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You mean he isnt a new MB member? Oh the shame! I feel so used!!! <big grin!>

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Streaker Troll

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Yawn. Streaker is unimpressed. As usual, the engrish along with link to accoutrement website is a dead giveaway.

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Sunset Hill David

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Now that you mention it, his post does sound like a robot.

Posted 2 years ago #
wolfden

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WB Cesar. Or his dad.

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teigyr

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oooh good! Maybe we can discuss the benifits [sic] of vegetables!

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pennygirl

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With all the handy dandy tools and info posted on the Geneaslogy thread, maybe we could trace his Ancestry!

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MidWest

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Yo!! RWN Enterprises!!!

Refuse to use your lame-ass business. Ever.

RWN Enterprises=blacklist

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oldguybc

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Hey, Great Crage, or should I say RWN, you advertise a Garmin NUVI 265WT Portable GPS
as follows:
Retail: $349.99
Our Price: $262.49
Just saw one at Costco for $105.98...
What sort of a "bargain house" are you?

Posted 2 years ago #
SmartsyArtsy

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DFTT

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HeatherHeather

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lol SA

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boardbrown

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How does one come up with the name "great crage" I wonder?

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SmartsyArtsy

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stands for CRAzy GEnes

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Mr. Crankypants

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Hello everybody, I am Great Crage, A new friends in this community.

Hello Great Crage, I am The Great Gonzo. A, um... whatever.

I found this forum very interesting because there are many discussions made.

Yes, and where there are many discussions made, the robo-selling handbook says you should go there and join. Be sure to link back to your robo-selling site and to make a great many discussions yourself. In no time at all your new friends will send you bags of money and you will have to do nothing more than go to the bank and decide how to spend your fortune.

It is also a very simple forum where i think i can enhance my life experiences.

Tell us about the time you were lost in the jungle and your friends had to search for you, while you made a playlist for your pet vegetable on your iPod. We love that one.

I hope all the members will cooperate with me and help me i need any. Thanks for allowing me to stay and have fun here.

Cooperate? Help you? Yeah, no.

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pennygirl

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Crage:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crage

(Umm...let's not get him riled up.)

Welcome Mr Uber Angry. Hope you are feeling somewhat calm this fine day :-)

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He is an industrious bugger! I am SO sad, however, to see him banned from such fine forums as DroidX and Bollywood. The motorcycle forum, however, is still allowing him to post :)

Hello Compmoto,

I read your necessity of different parts of your vehicles . Recently i came across a new site rwnenterprises.com which also related with consumer electronics thatswhy i want to suggest you that if you also go across that whether you will find any valuable material.

Thanks
Great Crage
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pennygirl

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Banned from Bollywood. What the heck did he do?!

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teigyr

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Shocking, isn't it. Maybe he got angry?

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SPG

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These copy/paste spambots have been infesting some of the professional/technical boards I use for work related stuff. They usually post where you can have a signature file at the bottom of your post and they insert a link there. The idea is that even if you don't ever click on their link, that the search engines will see the references to their linked site and boost their rank. Sneaky little buggers.

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pennygirl

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"Shocking, isn't it. Maybe he got angry?"

Maybe RWN Enterprises sells beef products?

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teigyr

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Well obviously he will stick around being that he would like us to enhance his experiences. Surely he will answer questions such as this.

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oldguybc

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"It is also a very simple forum where i think i can enhance my life experiences"
Is this enhancement like exaggeration? Cow chip jargon?

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SPG said, "...The idea is that even if you don't ever click on their link, that the search engines will see the references to their linked site and boost their rank..."

That part hadn't even occurred to me! You so smart! You enhance my life experiences!

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teigyr

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Wait. Did he call us SIMPLE?

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pennygirl

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He also hopes that we 'cooperate' with him. What will The Great Crage do if we don't?!!

Posted 2 years ago #
Nora Bell

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The Great Crage will soon learn not to rile the natives.

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pennygirl

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The Great Crage...it sounds like the supporting act at a Las Vegas Magic Show.

Posted 2 years ago #
Elemental

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The Great Crage is mighty; we mock him at our peril.

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teigyr

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Yes. The Great Crage will inundate us with poor English and camping equipment and perhaps an overpriced Garmin if we're lucky.

I wonder how one would summon him? Say his name three times? I dare someone to say "I believe in the Great Crage" and then look in the mirror.

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Check out what The Great Crage put as his location... Phoenix,AZ80158

Which of course doesn't exist. Go figure. Perhaps Mr. Crage is actually in Southeast Asia. Too bad he doesn't live in Ballard, he could have come out to Scrabble night.

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pennygirl

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ST...

That's 'The Great Crage' if you don't mind (don't want to irk him)

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Streaker Troll

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Ach, of course not PG, wouldn't want to irk him. Consider it corrected ;-)

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teigyr

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I didn't even check the facts. You'd think he'd be a bit more omnipotent and stuff. Imagine the Scrabble potential though! I bet there could be tons of challenges.

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teigyr

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Ok, now I'm just sad. This enterprise place only charges tax in the state of FL which would imply that they are located there BUT if you search under the phone number, you come up with a number of businesses this being one of them:

SAP Fashions Pvt. Ltd.
J-5, Sector-2,
DSIDC Bawana Industrial Area
Delhi - 110039
India

Do you think the Great Crage didn't want to be a fine upstanding member of this forum?

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iPlod

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"I wonder how one would summon him? Say his name three times? I dare someone to say "I believe in the Great Crage" and then look in the mirror."

ssshhh teigyr, you don't even have to say his name.

Late at night with all the lights out in my house and I hadn't said a thing when I looked into a mirror and there he was.

As soon as he saw me looking at him his face contorted into a crage as he tried to grab my wallet with one hand while shoving a counterfeit Coach bag at me with the other.

I blocked him by backing away while repeating "I am not simple! I am not simple!" three times.

As he faded back into the mirror I heard my cat hissing "DFFT! DFFT! DFFT!"

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phoo

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I propose a drinking party where we must all mock The Great Crage by speaking like him. First one to break character buys/pours the next round of drinks.

Also, first one to put the above in CrageBot-speak gets one on me.

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Streaker Troll

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Iplod... As usual, outstanding :-)

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teigyr

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Beautiful!!! iPlod, you should write Crage-bot stories for around the campfire. THAT is what we need!

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iPlod

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Just having a little fun ST, like you know how. :D

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iPlod

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Aw shucks teigyr, but you know what? phoo has a great idea. Also the first one to speak Hindi with a Norwegian accent gets one on me.
(Except for Stan Boreson, I know he could do it)

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Hello everybody,

I am Minor Crownhiller, A old friends in this hood of neighbors. I found this forum very dull because there are many threads made. It is also a very complicated forum where i think i can embarass my expectations. I hope all the members will cooperate with me and allow me if i need to take over worlds. Thanks for permitting me to troll and have no fun here.

Regards,
- Minor Crownhiller.

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pennygirl

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"I propose a drinking party where we must all mock The Great Crage by speaking like him. First one to break character buys/pours the next round of drinks.

"Also, first one to put the above in CrageBot-speak gets one on me."

I think a drinks will be the good cooperation where we are enhance our life experiences made by The Great Crage. A new friends and many discussions will help me any I need drinking. What is the benifits of vegetables?

That's all I have. It's Monday.

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iPlod

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It was a dark & stormy night when I looked out the window just as the lightning flashed to reveal an embarassingly expectant Minor Crownhiller mere inches from taking over my world...

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pennygirl

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Blimey iPlod...are you channeling the Bronte sisters?

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crownhiller

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Or as my grandfather started every story - it was a dark and stormy night in the Black Hills of Dakota - or in this case Delhi

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SunriseSunset

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'ello, Charlotte 'ere.

iplod - Welcome to our GoodByeNess. You, Sir, our saving Grace. The Amazing Grace. The Gracest of the Gracemost.

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SunriseSunset

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Delhi? I stopped by one today and had me some pastrami on rye.

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SunriseSunset

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Oh, Lord. All this time I thought it was Grace Bronte we were channeling. Grage? Does this person mean garage?? Garnish?? It's all fading as it is a dark and stormy night in Dehli. Sorry. I missed a beat.

Posted 2 years ago #
phoo

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pennygirl: You wins for making of great conversion conversation.

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VeganBiker

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Wow - the amazing thing to me is that a post by some, you have to admit, enterprising individual, in who knows where has managed to generate 51 posts, well 52 including mine or 53 including theirs!
Come on MB folks, we can post our own topics!
I wonder if anyone has actually tried to buy something from them?

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VeganBiker

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This is moving so fast, my numbers are off!

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VeganBiker

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Oh and BTW I have been to Delhi, but not on a "dark and stormy night"

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VeganBiker

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But I think it is probably China maybe Hong Kong! Been there also.

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SunriseSunset

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pennygirl - FTW. All ways. Always.

:) <-----------the dreaded and abandoned smiley face.

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teigyr

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The Great Garnish!!! NOW we are getting somewhere! I'm picturing a radish but cut in that flowery petal kind of way.

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