Don’t wii on my Xbox, please

The new Seattle 911 blog discovered an bizarre police report out of Crown Hill. It all began when a man in his late teens became fed up with his roommate smoking so much pot, so he grabbed his bong and shattered it on the sidewalk. The next day when the teen went to play Xbox, he noticed the console had been pulled out of his stereo cabinet. Upon closer inspection, he found it was soaked in a liquid that “smelled like urine,” according to the police report. Then he discovered the joysticks on his Xbox controllers were glued down. He called police, but no arrests were made at the time the report was taken.